Girl Sends boyfriend letter begs for doggggy

As seen on facebook profile of an arsenal supporter

Wow finally got a reply from my girlfriend :)

Dear Boo
How are you doing, I miss you, sorry. i haven't been able to return your texts and calls, I have been really busy, I got your last message and it touched me, so I just had to create time for this, I know you've been faithful to me, I know in times of my failures, falls and confusion you stood by me, I know you would never do nothing to hurt me, am really sorry I have been a bad bitch, promising you a lot of stuffs and not fulfilling it, I am deeply sorry what I've made you pass through, I wish you find a place in your humble, faithful and loving heart to forgive me, Bae, I really don't know how to appreciate your belief in me, you are just one perfect guy every girl would want, this time for sure I am ready to satisfy your wants, I promise whenever I come around I will give you want you want, I will give you my body, I give you sex, I will let you have doggy, missionary, cowgirl, touch your toe E.t.c, I won't fail you this time. I have been working hard to make my ass and titties big for you, I now have a full fledged body for you. I love your sincerity I love your compassion and affections for me. I love you too bae. Do take care of yourself, I hope to meet you soon............