A man took to his facebook page to lament the weight of his testicles, he then said he will sell one or use it for rituals, check the response below
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As seen on facebook profile of an arsenal supporter
Wow finally got a reply from my girlfriend :)
Dear Boo
How are you doing, I miss you, sorry. i haven't been able to return your texts and calls, I have been really busy, I got your last message and it touched me, so I just had to create time for this, I know you've been faithful to me, I know in times of my failures, falls and confusion you stood by me, I know you would never do nothing to hurt me, am really sorry I have been a bad bitch, promising you a lot of stuffs and not fulfilling it, I am deeply sorry what I've made you pass through, I wish you find a place in your humble, faithful and loving heart to forgive me, Bae, I really don't know how to appreciate your belief in me, you are just one perfect guy every girl would want, this time for sure I am ready to satisfy your wants, I promise whenever I come around I will give you want you want, I will give you my body, I give you sex, I will let you have doggy, missionary, cowgirl, touch your toe E.t.c, I won't fail you this time. I have been working hard to make my ass and titties big for you, I now have a full fledged body for you. I love your sincerity I love your compassion and affections for me. I love you too bae. Do take care of yourself, I hope to meet you soon............
How are you doing, I miss you, sorry. i haven't been able to return your texts and calls, I have been really busy, I got your last message and it touched me, so I just had to create time for this, I know you've been faithful to me, I know in times of my failures, falls and confusion you stood by me, I know you would never do nothing to hurt me, am really sorry I have been a bad bitch, promising you a lot of stuffs and not fulfilling it, I am deeply sorry what I've made you pass through, I wish you find a place in your humble, faithful and loving heart to forgive me, Bae, I really don't know how to appreciate your belief in me, you are just one perfect guy every girl would want, this time for sure I am ready to satisfy your wants, I promise whenever I come around I will give you want you want, I will give you my body, I give you sex, I will let you have doggy, missionary, cowgirl, touch your toe E.t.c, I won't fail you this time. I have been working hard to make my ass and titties big for you, I now have a full fledged body for you. I love your sincerity I love your compassion and affections for me. I love you too bae. Do take care of yourself, I hope to meet you soon............
....................................Yours Dearly
__________________________Arsenal Fc...____________
__________________________Arsenal Fc...____________
UCL (Doggy)
EPL (cowgirl)
FA CUP (missionary)
CAPITOL ONE CUP ( touch your toe)
COPIED FROM -DEYVID
See reply --: FUNNY REPLY FROM BF
EPL (cowgirl)
FA CUP (missionary)
CAPITOL ONE CUP ( touch your toe)
COPIED FROM -DEYVID
See reply --: FUNNY REPLY FROM BF
As seen on a facebook profile of an arsenal suppoerter
Dear Girlfriend,
You know I love you so much right?, you know I will do anything just to see you happy right? Among all the pretty endowed ladies I choose you, cos you just the perfect bae I need, I could sacrifice whatever am doing for you love, remember I can stay with you and miss field match! If loving you was to be a subject, you know I will come out with good grades right? If not ever believing you was to be a class you know I will never attend any right? But Bae, why are you doing this to me? Why starve me of sex? Haven't I been truthful and faithful enough? You said you will give it to me as my birthday gift, but my birthday have come and gone so as yours, what have I done To deserve this utmost starvation and punishment from you? I waited long enough till you are matured now, but still you deprive me of sex, am ready to face any repercussion of having sex, do I look too young to be a father? Am getting old love please, please sweety
You know I love you so much right?, you know I will do anything just to see you happy right? Among all the pretty endowed ladies I choose you, cos you just the perfect bae I need, I could sacrifice whatever am doing for you love, remember I can stay with you and miss field match! If loving you was to be a subject, you know I will come out with good grades right? If not ever believing you was to be a class you know I will never attend any right? But Bae, why are you doing this to me? Why starve me of sex? Haven't I been truthful and faithful enough? You said you will give it to me as my birthday gift, but my birthday have come and gone so as yours, what have I done To deserve this utmost starvation and punishment from you? I waited long enough till you are matured now, but still you deprive me of sex, am ready to face any repercussion of having sex, do I look too young to be a father? Am getting old love please, please sweety
Please honey
Please ARSENAL give me TROPHIES (EPL And UCL)
I don't want to die a virgin
Please hear my cry :'(
Please ARSENAL give me TROPHIES (EPL And UCL)
I don't want to die a virgin
Please hear my cry :'(
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